Strollers lost by six wickets
Strollers 104
(24 overs; Addis 34, Oliver 21, Pittams 18)
London Theatres 106-4
(18.2 overs; Salvesen 2-28, Addis 1-1, Oliver 1-16)
At the end of a week where an oppressive blanket of heat wrapped around London and sent the mercury climbing to record heights (causing the cancellation of the midweek Juggernaut, no less), a mercifully cooler and breezier scene awaited the Strollers at their adopted Pinkneys Green "home". Simon Brodbeck had rustled up new opposition in the form of London Theatres, a team originating in the West End. A small number of the team still work across the theatre landscape, including Dean Chisnall - who currently plays The Phantom in Phantom of the Opera.
Match manager James Dela Rue
appointed himself skipper and supreme overLord, no doubt feeling confident in
his charges after two thumping victories in the Cotswolds the previous
weekend. His scouting efforts even extended to securing an overseas
player - none other than Jono Addis, whose previous exploits for the club
include the only two 200+scores in the club's history - both on this ground. He was summarily deported / left for family reasons (choose your preferred story)
after the 2021 season and has been turning out for the Exiles in New
Zealand.
After surveying the unique
dimensions of the ground (a pitch very near one side of the block, which meant
a very long boundary one side and a very short boundary the other), Dela Rue
won the toss - the first responsibility of any Strollers skipper. Having
pondered his options, and with his team down to ten due to a late injury
withdrawal, he elected to bat and asked Addis and recent Bazball convert Jake
Helsby to open.
Helsby thrashed the second ball of the match through his favoured
point region, then hit the next one straight up trying to clear the midwicket
fence. Bazball indeed. Kevin Patterson joined Addis at the crease and
battled hard to see off the opening bowlers on a dry pitch where the ball spat
regularly off a length.
Addis, meanwhile, looked like he'd been playing regularly (rather
than having come from the depths of a Kiwi winter), hitting a number of
boundaries before being bamboozled on 34 by a ball that jumped appreciably
during an attempted pull. Five minutes later, he still hadn't worked out
which part of the bat had actually made contact with the ball.
Brad Trebilcock's rapidly improving 2026 form deserted him at an
inopportune time, and he was smartly caught without troubling the
scorers. Patterson, who had successfully seen off the openers, was then
undone by the very first ball from first change bowler Couzens.
Glen Oliver, in at six, watchfully saw out the rest of the over
before launching the first ball of the other first change bowler's spell over
the road behind the ground. Mike Pittams repeated the dose at the other
end, and there was momentum. However, Oliver (having raced to 21)
frustratingly got himself out yet again, which precipitated a good old
fashioned Strollers collapse - the score going from 93-4 to 104 all out in just
24 overs.
Most batters were quite blameless in the face of quality
bowling and fielding and the tricky pitch (Chisnall proving as adept at first
slip as he is with an audience as he snared two sharp catches). Captain
Dela Rue stood tall at the end as the only unbeaten batter, with Couzens
finishing with the exceptional figures of 5-17 off six overs.
Tea, provided courtesy of Simon, was taken while watching the
Black Caps putting England to the sword. The highlight - apart from the
egg sandwiches - was realising that James's captaincy had made so much of an
impression that Jono was heard enquiring who the skipper actually was.
The
London Theatres reply began at pace, with the openers deciding the best way to
deal with the pitch was to swing hard at everything. The skipper copped
some punishment in a short spell, but Tom Salvesen proved he's still a wily
operator, with a number of changes of pace earning him two wickets.
Oliver, on at first change
with a favourable wind, bowled Chisnall (rumours he would appear in a
right-sided white half helmet sadly proving false). Unfortunately for
Oliver, attempts to defend the modest total were somewhat hampered by many of
his team appearing to have been watching too much of the World Cup
football. Let's just say fielding with feet is not the Strollers' strong
suit, and leave it at that.
Halfway through the innings, word filtered onto the pitch that the
England & Wales Cricket Board had chosen mid-session mid-test to announce
that Ben Stokes had decided to retire (followed next ball by Stokes taking a
wicket). This piece of theatre, which would clearly befit our opponents,
was not followed by any of the Strollers announcing their own retirements in
the hope of also snaring a wicket, and the chances of a famous victory
receded.
With the scores tied and the Strollers needing a miracle, Dela Rue
called on overseas pro Addis - who (rusty and with no warm-up whatsoever) bowled
what was probably the best ball of his career, gently removing the off stump
bail and causing wild scenes. Unfortunately, he couldn't follow it up
with five more in the over (must try harder), and the Strollers finished well
beaten by six wickets.
Having finished rather early, the Strollers shared drinks with the
opposition in the evening sunshine and plotted a reverse at Peppard the
following week.
Capt: James Dela Rue. Wkt: Jake Helsby.
Match fees: Alastair Macaulay. Match report: Glen Oliver.
Match fees: Alastair Macaulay. Match report: Glen Oliver.